Manam Manam Dosthulam... Chettu Kinda Kothulam... Vanaloni Chinukulam. Neeti Lo Chepalam. Kanti Lo Papalam.. Mothaniki-- Yedavalam
NOKIA full form N- Neeku O- okka K- kiss I- Ivalani A- Ashaga undi. ee roju nunchi nuvvu epudaina nee loverki kiss ivvalani anukuntey simply NOKIA ANI CHEPPU..OK..
B.Tech chaduvutai engineer avuthav,
MBBS chaduvuthe doctor avuthav
B.L chaduvuthe lawyer avuthav
Ela waste ga SMS chaduvuthe panikirakunda pothav
Ad kosam chiru "Thumps up" taagadu,
Pavan manakosam "Pepsi" taagadu,
Trisha sales kosam "Fanta" taagindhi,
Mana friendship kosam nuvvu kaneesam "Domex" ayina taagava...?
Telangana Style wedding card:
'LAGGAM PILUPU'
Maa pedda poradu Chi:Ellaiah
Chi: Ellamma (sattenna sinna bidda) ane porini laggam cheskuntundu.
Meerandaru yaad marvakunda raavale...
Yaad maristhe manchigundadi..
Mee pellam poragalani kuda tolka randi.
if u want sweter,
it's chalikalam.
if u want umberella,
it's vanakalam.
if u want a/c,
it's endakalam.
if want lover,
it's nothing but poye kalam
Malligadu, pilligadu, sollugdu 3 frnds unnaru
Malligadu 10th chaduvuthunadu
pilligadu inter chaduvuthunadu
Sollugadu e msg chaduvuthunadu.
ఇద్దరు lovers కూర్చొని,తిన్టు మాట్లాడుకుంటారు.
అమ్మాయేమో అబ్బాయితో ఇలా అంటుంది ,మనం ఇలాకూర్చొని తింటూ ఉంటే నీకేమనిపిస్తుంది.
అబ్బాయి:- నాకన్నా నువ్వే ఎక్కువ తింటున్నావనిపిస్తుంది
neil armstrong lands on moon & shocked seeing 2 ppl alredy there and asked .....
hey who are u????
rply
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camera man raghu tho swapnaa....tv9...keep smiling
nenu mahatma gandhi abhimanini, gandhi gari photos collect chestunnanu, meeru kuda help cheyandi, mee intlo unna Rs.500,Rs.1000 note lu naaku post cheyandi please....
hi
ela unav.?
bane untavu le..
ok tinnava?
thine untav le..
em chesthunav.?
ha edo okati chesthunavu le
haha ok le navvava?
navvee untav le........:)
Ravana:Bhavati biksham dehi
Sita: Tisondi Swami
Ravana:Geeta dati ra amma (She came)
Ravan: Ha Nenu swamini kanu
Sita:APRIL FOOL Nenu sitani kadu "SHAKILA ni..
Dad: emma exam pass ayyava...?
Daughter: ledu fail ayya..
Dad: pakkintlo "abbaiah"ni chudu 1st class lo
pass ayyadu..
Daugther: ala chusi chuse nenu fail ayyanu..
Master: kodi Gurinchi 2 sentence lu cheppu
Student : 1."Kuste Alaram" 2."Koste Palaram"
Keep smiling
Grahambel found telephone.
Edison found electricity.
Marconi found radio.
Columbus found america.
nuvvu matram
thini paduko...
GOOD night...!
tanu ratri vachindi
na body chusinde
nannu takina di
na mideki vachindi
nadi tiskundi
tanu satisfiy aa enadii
pooendy
oka chiti dhooma !!!!
NOKIA full form N- Neeku O- okka K- kiss I- Ivalani A- Ashaga undi. ee roju nunchi nuvvu epudaina nee loverki kiss ivvalani anukuntey simply NOKIA ANI CHEPPU..OK..
B.Tech chaduvutai engineer avuthav,
MBBS chaduvuthe doctor avuthav
B.L chaduvuthe lawyer avuthav
Ela waste ga SMS chaduvuthe panikirakunda pothav
Ad kosam chiru "Thumps up" taagadu,
Pavan manakosam "Pepsi" taagadu,
Trisha sales kosam "Fanta" taagindhi,
Mana friendship kosam nuvvu kaneesam "Domex" ayina taagava...?
Telangana Style wedding card:
'LAGGAM PILUPU'
Maa pedda poradu Chi:Ellaiah
Chi: Ellamma (sattenna sinna bidda) ane porini laggam cheskuntundu.
Meerandaru yaad marvakunda raavale...
Yaad maristhe manchigundadi..
Mee pellam poragalani kuda tolka randi.
if u want sweter,
it's chalikalam.
if u want umberella,
it's vanakalam.
if u want a/c,
it's endakalam.
if want lover,
it's nothing but poye kalam
Malligadu, pilligadu, sollugdu 3 frnds unnaru
Malligadu 10th chaduvuthunadu
pilligadu inter chaduvuthunadu
Sollugadu e msg chaduvuthunadu.
ఇద్దరు lovers కూర్చొని,తిన్టు మాట్లాడుకుంటారు.
అమ్మాయేమో అబ్బాయితో ఇలా అంటుంది ,మనం ఇలాకూర్చొని తింటూ ఉంటే నీకేమనిపిస్తుంది.
అబ్బాయి:- నాకన్నా నువ్వే ఎక్కువ తింటున్నావనిపిస్తుంది
neil armstrong lands on moon & shocked seeing 2 ppl alredy there and asked .....
hey who are u????
rply
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
camera man raghu tho swapnaa....tv9...keep smiling
nenu mahatma gandhi abhimanini, gandhi gari photos collect chestunnanu, meeru kuda help cheyandi, mee intlo unna Rs.500,Rs.1000 note lu naaku post cheyandi please....
hi
ela unav.?
bane untavu le..
ok tinnava?
thine untav le..
em chesthunav.?
ha edo okati chesthunavu le
haha ok le navvava?
navvee untav le........:)
Ravana:Bhavati biksham dehi
Sita: Tisondi Swami
Ravana:Geeta dati ra amma (She came)
Ravan: Ha Nenu swamini kanu
Sita:APRIL FOOL Nenu sitani kadu "SHAKILA ni..
Dad: emma exam pass ayyava...?
Daughter: ledu fail ayya..
Dad: pakkintlo "abbaiah"ni chudu 1st class lo
pass ayyadu..
Daugther: ala chusi chuse nenu fail ayyanu..
Master: kodi Gurinchi 2 sentence lu cheppu
Student : 1."Kuste Alaram" 2."Koste Palaram"
Keep smiling
Grahambel found telephone.
Edison found electricity.
Marconi found radio.
Columbus found america.
nuvvu matram
thini paduko...
GOOD night...!
tanu ratri vachindi
na body chusinde
nannu takina di
na mideki vachindi
nadi tiskundi
tanu satisfiy aa enadii
pooendy
oka chiti dhooma !!!!
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